1. You can simultaneously not like something and not talk shit about it.

  2. unclefather:

    brokendildo:

    what if u were laying in bed and then stretched ur hand up and something hi5’d u

    i’d move to a different continent because i don’t fuckin play like that

  3. I’ve been brainstorming about why some of these kids feel like they can disobey teachers whenever they want because they don’t like what they’re being told. And I’ve boiled it down to the fact that their moms might have been teen parents. And when you’re a teen, you want your child to like you because of the natural teen naïveté to want to be liked by everyone, thus, they give their children everything and let them get away with things they shouldn’t. And it transfers over into the classroom.

  4. (Source: ruinedchildhood)

  5. unsuccessfulmetalbenders:

    EVERY SINGLE EASTER MY MOTHER HIDES A THREE POUND EASTER EGG IN THE HOUSE AND SETS MY BROTHERS AND I OFF TO GO FIND IT AND GUESS WHO GOT IT FOR THE FOURTH CONSECUTIVE YEAR IN A ROW

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    NOT THOSE LIL BITCHES

  6. santa:

 
  7. keyofminor:

    Still cannot believe Louis CK wrote and directed Pootie Tang

  8. brosninja:

    Happy Valentine’s Day

  9. blazingterritorialoak:

    #5. FINAL SONG OF THE NIGHT

    if this isn’t your favorite song from the batch you’re wrong

    This should be reason enough to watch this movie…

  10. movieswiththesoundon:

4/10